Friday, April 27, 2012

i am mikey and mikey is tired

I am SO tired right now.

Um... hi...

So, I guess metal heads were one of the first to really appreciate the old nerdy stuff. I mean, if you listen to a lot of the lyrics to older metal songs, they're about slaying things and... Just medieval fictional stuff, if you know what I mean.
My point here is: What do most geeks, nerds, etc. listen to?
And when I say geeks, nerds, blah blah blah, I mean like Dungeons and Dragons, trading card games, computers...
AND there ARE different categories of nerds n' geeks.

... Yeah.

If you were to look at the different genres of music, to ME the most logical music to be associated with nerdyness would be metal. Conquest. Swords and armor. Killing large beasts. With modern metal music, which has evolved A LOT, you get deeper stuff and a wider variety of subjects. But I'm not talking about modern metal. But you already knew that. I hope. I've only repeated myself like 3 times.

Hey, I'm tired. This is what happens when Mikey is tired. He starts talking about himself in the third person and repeats himself over and over again trying to get his point across.

I wonder what other music has influenced?

Rap...
Pop...
Country...

Of course my three least favorite genres come to mind first...

Justin Beiber... huuuhhuuuhhhhhh...
that was me shivering and... making a noise of disgust... like dry heaving and sighing at the same time. Kinda'. ... Yeah.

Mushrooms are really gross, in case you were wondering.
Really. Really. Really gross. Like... Really.
I could say really more but... I'm too lazy to type it again.
Hahaha too lazy to move my fingers...

Um... What else do I have to talk about...

...

Poop and brownies were honestly the first two things I thought of.

And then cucumbers.
And now bananas.
And refrigerators.
And... Intestines.
...And... dead things...
...um... puppies...
... drums...
fiz gig...
babies...

Babies are frakin' creepy. I don't care what you say. They're all deformed and... cry and stuff...
Like Justin Bieber.
Ha... haha... Just kidding. I have no idea if Justin Bieber crys.
I'm ashamed I know how to spell his name.
If that is how you spell his name.
... Hm.

I don't know what to talk about.
So... I'll leave you to your thoughts now.
Don't do drugs.
I mean, unless you really want to.
But... The general idea is that they're bad for you, so...
Don't do drugs unless you really want to?

...

Drink soda instead. Soda is good. And cheeseburgers and pizza and ice cream and candy (Reece's!) and meat loaf and... stuff... but not mushrooms... mushrooms are gross...

Okay. Good bye for real.
Like... really.
Bye.
... Okay, bye.
You hang up first.
No you.
I said it first.
Okay, count of three.
three
two
one
...
...
You're still there, huh?
...
Wow. They hung up on me. Jerk.
SURPRISE!
*freaks out and drops phone. phone breaks*
... Wow. They hung up on me... *starts crying and runs into a wall made of jello*
and then the world explodes
and super man is the only survivor
and he... does stuff in outer space...

Leave a comment for something I should talk about next time?
It'd be appreciated.
Thanks.
kay bye.
...bye.
for realz.
bye.
byyyyeeeeee
bye bye
...
okay bye.


bye.

bye.

... really this time, bye.

just kidding. now bye.

1 comment:

  1. The universe? Why the food that tastes the best is the worst for you? What do hippos do for fun?

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